Let's sing "Albuquerque" by Weird Al Yankovic ...

Doux
Joined Dec 2024
Posted 3 months ago
It was driving me crazy! i said to my mom i said

MatTheDoubleU
Joined Dec 2024
Posted 3 months ago
Hey, mom! What’s up with all the sauerkraut?

masterminer176
Joined Dec 2024
Posted 3 months ago
And my dear sweet Mother she just looked at me like a cow looks at an Oncoming Train.

lolziee
Joined Dec 2024
Posted 3 months ago
and she leaned right down next to me

MatTheDoubleU
Joined Dec 2024
Posted 3 months ago
And she said…

Doux
Joined Dec 2024
Posted 3 months ago
ITS GOOD FOR YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

AverageGameMemer
Joined Dec 2024
Posted 3 months ago
And then she tied me to the wall and stuck a funnel in my mouth

MatTheDoubleU
Joined Dec 2024
Posted 3 months ago
And force-fed me nothing but SAUERKRAUT till I was 26 and a half years old

Doux
Joined Dec 2024
Posted 3 months ago
Thats when i swore that someday.

AverageGameMemer
Joined Dec 2024
Posted 3 months ago
Someday I would get outta that basement and travel to a magical, far away place