Let's sing "Albuquerque" by Weird Al Yankovic ...

Doux 4

Joined Dec 2024

Posted 3 weeks ago

It was driving me crazy! i said to my mom i said

MatTheDoubleU 7

Joined Dec 2024

Posted 3 weeks ago

Hey, mom! What’s up with all the sauerkraut?

Joined Dec 2024

Posted 3 weeks ago

And my dear sweet Mother she just looked at me like a cow looks at an Oncoming Train.

Joined Dec 2024

Posted 3 weeks ago

and she leaned right down next to me

MatTheDoubleU 7

Joined Dec 2024

Posted 3 weeks ago

And she said…

Doux 4

Joined Dec 2024

Posted 3 weeks ago

ITS GOOD FOR YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

AverageGameMemer 5

Joined Dec 2024

Posted 3 weeks ago

And then she tied me to the wall and stuck a funnel in my mouth

MatTheDoubleU 7

Joined Dec 2024

Posted 3 weeks ago

And force-fed me nothing but SAUERKRAUT till I was 26 and a half years old

Doux 4

Joined Dec 2024

Posted 3 weeks ago

Thats when i swore that someday.

AverageGameMemer 5

Joined Dec 2024

Posted 3 weeks ago

Someday I would get outta that basement and travel to a magical, far away place