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oh yeah...

You know, I'd never been on a real airplane before

and i gotta tell you, it was really great! except that i had to sit between two large albanian woman with excruciatingly severe body odor, and the little kid in back of me kept throwin' up the whole time, the flight attendants ran out of dr pepper and salted peanuts, and the in-flight movie was biodome with pauly shore, and oh yeah three of the airplane engines burned out, AND WE WENT INTO A TAILSPIN AND CRASHED INTO A HILLSIDE AND THE PLANE EXPLODED IN A GIANT FIREBALL AND EVERYBODY DIED! except for me. you know why?

'Cause I had my Tray Table up! And my seat back in the Full Upright Position!

'Cause I had my Tray Table up! And my seat back in the Full Upright Position!

'Cause Uptown Funk gonna give it to ya

You monster.

HAD MY TRAY TABLE UP

So I crawled from the twisted, burnin' wreckage