Let's sing "Albuquerque" by Weird Al Yankovic ...
Manay 3
Joined Dec 2024
Originally posted by g41 25 3 months ago
And I'm like "'Kay"
Hamood :((
masterminer176 15
Joined Dec 2024
So I grabbed his leg, and he grabbed my esophagus
lolziee 22
Joined Dec 2024
and i bit off his ear and he chewed off my eyebrows
Manay 3
Joined Dec 2024
Originally posted by lolziee 22 2 months ago
and i bit off his ear and he chewed off my eyebrows
yeowch1111
MatTheDoubleU 8
Joined Dec 2024
Originally posted by lolziee 22 2 months ago
and i bit off his ear and he chewed off my eyebrows
And I took out his appendix and he gave me a colonic irrigation yes indeed, you better believe it
masterminer176 15
Joined Dec 2024
And somehow in the middle of it all, the phone got knocked off the hook. And twenty seconds later I heard a familiar voice...
MatTheDoubleU 8
Joined Dec 2024
And you know what it said? I'LL TELL YOU WHAT IT SAID!
Manay 3
Joined Dec 2024
Originally posted by MatTheDoubleU 8 2 months ago
And you know what it said? I'LL TELL YOU WHAT IT SAID!
Please do.
Android 10
Joined Jan 2025
it said- nokia 3310 ringtone intensifies
MatTheDoubleU 8
Joined Dec 2024
if you'd like to make a call, please hang up and try again!