Let's sing "Albuquerque" by Weird Al Yankovic ...

masterminer176
Joined Dec 2024
Posted 3 months ago
So I grabbed his leg, and he grabbed my esophagus

lolziee
Joined Dec 2024
Posted 2 months ago
and i bit off his ear and he chewed off my eyebrows

MatTheDoubleU
Joined Dec 2024
Posted 2 months ago
Originally posted by
lolziee
2 months ago
And I took out his appendix and he gave me a colonic irrigation yes indeed, you better believe it

masterminer176
Joined Dec 2024
Posted 2 months ago
And somehow in the middle of it all, the phone got knocked off the hook. And twenty seconds later I heard a familiar voice...

MatTheDoubleU
Joined Dec 2024
Posted 2 months ago
And you know what it said? I'LL TELL YOU WHAT IT SAID!

Manay
Joined Dec 2024
Posted 2 months ago
Originally posted by
MatTheDoubleU
2 months ago
Please do.

Android
Joined Jan 2025
Posted 2 months ago
it said- nokia 3310 ringtone intensifies

MatTheDoubleU
Joined Dec 2024
Posted 2 months ago
if you'd like to make a call, please hang up and try again!