so i had a dream last night that i went to a starbucks in nyc (mind you i dont live in america and i've only been to starbucks like two times in my whole life) and i got a caramel latte except for some reason the person who made my coffee hated me??? so they put like a shitload of caramel into my drink to the point where it tasted like dogshit. so i was walking down the street and jerma was there so i saw him and i told him i'm a fan and he told me he should give me a "house tour". so he drove me to his house and while he was giving me the tour we got to his bedroom and i threw up on his bed and he looked at me in a really deranged way like i had just killed his entire bloodline or something and so i got scared and threw up again but this time on his shirt and he threatened to kill my mom. like i shit you not he looked like one of those really weird deranged edits and he looked into my eyes and said "say goodbye to [my mom's name]" needless to say i woke up absolutely TERRIFIED

this really happened i was your mom

Germans are coming to your house little buddy, be scared.

so i ran out of his house and tried to call the police but my phone was dead and i realized i was in the middle of nowhere and there was no one around to help me. so i started to panic and cry and i saw jerma coming out of his house with a chainsaw and he was laughing like a maniac and he said "you can't escape from me, i'm gonna make you pay for what you did to my bed and my shirt". so he started to chase me and i ran as fast as i could but he was faster and he caught up to me and he swung his chainsaw at me and i screamed and then i woke up again and i realized it was a dream within a dream and i was still in his bedroom and he was still staring at me with that deranged look and he said "did you really think you could get away from me that easily?" and then he grabbed me by the neck and i couldn't breathe and i tried to fight him off but he was too strong and he said "this is the end for you and your mom" and then he snapped my neck and i died and then i woke up for real this time and i was in my own bed and i was sweating and shaking and i checked my phone and i saw a text from jerma that said "i know where you live" and i screamed and threw my phone across the room and i hid under my blanket and i prayed that it was all just a nightmare and that he wasn't real and that he couldn't hurt me or my mom. but i was wrong. he was real. and he was coming for me. and i knew i had to do something to stop him. but what? what could i do? i was so scared and i didn't know what to do. and then i heard a knock on my door and i froze and i hoped it wasn't him. but it was. it was him. and he said "let me in, i have a surprise for you" and i knew it was over. i knew i was doomed. i knew i was going to die. and i wished i never went to that starbucks in nyc. i wished i never met him. i wished i never had that dream. i wished i never existed.

Of course Aky brings up history again. Bopimo's best Montenegrin OJ SVJETLA MAJSKA ZORO

Does anyone else feel like Jerma has fallen off?

I know he's semi-retired, but it feels like the decline started well before then. Ever since he rebranded as "The Penis Genius", I think his content has slowly gone downhill. Sure, his Phallus Facts bits were entertaining at first--who can forget the time he recited the exact dimensions of every single viewer's genitalia--but it's really starting to get old. Nowadays the few streams we get are mostly just him hanging dong in front of the camera while dead silent. Don't get me wrong, I'm as utterly rabid for Jerma's malformed zenis as the next clinically insane chat member, but there's only so many times you can watch his package get skrunk to the Planck length by chat voodoo until it loses its impact. Anyone else feel this way?

Jerma still haunts me to this day

Owner are you okay like genuinely

I Own youi