The governor of New Jersey said there is an Iranian mothership off the east coast sending drones to spy on us. The federal government doesn’t know what the drones are and the director of the FBI claims to not know what they are. There are car-sized drones flying over my state and the federal government that spends billions every year on surveillance totally doesn’t know what they are. I think we should pump more money into our oppressive surveillance systems so we can figure out what’s going on.

actually the truth is that it is a bopimo mothership... but the CIA doesn't want you to know...