It started as a day just like any other... I went onto the tester discord only to see that a NEW beta had launched... beta80... I couldn't wait to boot it up and have a look at all the awesome new features it didn't have... I decided to boot up "new roll tech" by Domas (ew) and have some fun.... I was doing well and got some epic times on the level...

But that was before HE appeared.........................

I was just gaming and being awesome as usual before a new user joined the level... His username was Isaiah but it WASN'T Isaiah... He was completely black (scary)... He also made my screen go all contrasty and reddish which I think is a side-effect of him being black........

It was so scary.... I asked him why he was black and he just responding with "I AM BLACKSAIAH AND I AM HERE TO KILL U" (which I was too lazy to screenshot) and then he took me to an evil level.... New roll tech unloaded and the Bopimo! window title said I was in a new level called "BLACKSAIAH IS AWESOME" which was scary cause BLACKSAIAH isn't awesome so that's lying and lying is scary...

I spawned in a black corridor in which I used epic speedrunner tech to get to the end of as efficiently as possible only to see... A DOOR!!!!!!!!! I tried punching the door and it OPENED....... but not like a breakable block...... it SWUNG OPEN........... which is IMPOSSIBLE for Bopimo!..........

It was so scary I nearly poopered my jorts, but I had to go on.... I was then me with a big statue of BLACKSAIAH looking as black as ever which I tried to run around but it then CAME TO LIFE and started chasing after me saying stuff like "I HATE BOPIMO" and "DOMAS IS THE BEST LEVEL MAKER EVER" which were both lies again so I got even scareder...

This BLACKSAIAH was clearly like Isaiah but even eviller... I'd suspect another evil relative of his and our lord and saviour poopman11........ Complimenting Domas is one of the biggest sins a Bopimo! player can commit so I was very scared given BLACKSAIAH had the audacity to do it.... what other sins would he commit....

Anyway I eventually found a door down the huge-ass corridor the fake BLACKSAIAH statue was in that led me to a white corridor containing a statue of poopman11... I did the classic prayer dance of the poopman11 religion by repeatedly pressing the crawl button only for the statue to start glowing... My prayer was awaking poopman11 from his slumber and channeling his spirit into the statue.... I kept doing it and eventually poopman11 became REAL!!!!!!!!!! and he said "I AM POOPMAN11....... WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM MY CHILD........." and i replied with "BLACKSAIAH EVIL HE TRY KILL ME HE IN THE OTHER ROOM" but it was already too late...

The BLACKSAIAH statue had broken through the wall to the poopman11 shrine and had begun an evil villain monologue that took 5 hours to complete... BLACKSAIAH and poopman11 then had an awesome anime battle... poopman11 was LOSING!!! somehow BLACKSAIAH was even more powerful than the all-powerful poopman11... when he fell i was left fending for myself again.... how could poopman11 fail.... was BLACKSAIAH really that powerful....

i couldn't run for long before BLACKSAIAH eventually caught me... the moment his statue model touched my player model my game closed and BLACKSAIAH appeared on my screen and said "I WILL KILL U" and then he came out of my screen and pulled me into the bopimo... i am currently using the unused Computer block that i spawned in to write this story.... i am so scared.... i shidded my jorts.... i don't think im gonna live for long... ican hear him coming.... goodb